White Collar Crooks (aka Wealth Managers)

Watch out for the so called wealth management services offered by the banks. Your relationship manager from the bank will offer to do this for you. I often wonder how qualified these guys really are, they do seem to be smart guys and girls with MBA degrees, so I would assume they do understand what wealth management means.

I have obliged plenty of these wealth managers during my last 3 years of experience in dealing with banks and researching information about investments in general. But, not one of them has come close to helping me “manage” my “wealth”. All that they are interested in is peddling schemes and offers that result in big fat commissions for them. And they don’t hesitate in brazenly lying about the “features” of the scheme that they are selling. These are your white-collar crooks. I am amazed at how they twist facts with a straight face.

Here’s one example that I have overheard plenty of times. A new fund offer (NFO) from a mutual fund (read mis-selling tricks) company is a good buy because the NAV at launch is only Rs 10. Anyone with a little understanding of mutual funds would know that NAV of a mutual fund means nothing. The only purpose of NAV is to determine the number of units that you own and track the relative performance of the fund over time. Whether the NAV of a NFO is Rs 10, or Rs 100, or Rs 3.1416 is hardly relevant. In fact, common sense tells me that it is generally not a good idea to invest in a mutual fund of an NFO becuase they will probably be incurring much more initial costs (advertising, initial setup etc), which will come from the money that you are going to invest in it. Moreover, unlike an existing fund, there is no past data to judge how well the fund could perform. So, for all you know it may turn out to be a dud. Compare that with a mutual fund that has been around for 5 years, and has consistently delivered superior returns year-on-year. Why on earth would you prefer the NFO over the existing established fund (unless of course, the NFO has completely different goals which you believe in, and there is no existing fund doing that)?
But, the wealth managers will still pitch you every NFO that comes out for the simple reason that they have incentives to sell that which they don’t have with the existing mutual funds. With the entry loads abolished, selling existing mutual funds is not lucrative at all.

Another common misleading pitch is about the ULIPs. They will tell you that the policies come with a lock-in period of only 3 years, and you can get your money after that. They very conveniently fail to mention the penalties incurred if you do that instead of continuing the policy for the full term of 10 or 15 years. Also, they very conveniently gloss over the fact that the fees charged in the first 3 years are much higher and the average fees charged comes even close to reasonable only if you at the entire policy period of 10-15 years. Moreover, they will tell you that you can easily get returns of 15% because these are linked to equities, without sharing with you the inherent risks of investing in equities over short periods of time. ULIPs may be reasonable investment avenues for at least a 10 year horizon (even though the fees are high, and should be rationalized further), but to pitch them as 3 year instruments is a crime.

One such rogue convinced my father to convert a fixed deposit (prematurely) into a ULIP policy. How can a ULIP be a replacement for a 1 year FD as an investment goal? I think such guys should be hanged to set an example. While-collar crooks!!!

Also Read: Banker’s are biggest Mis-Sellers

What you should do…

Here’s a quick summary of all that I have assimilated about personal financial planning over the years

Insurance: Don’t go for ULIPS or complex insurance plans, stick to simple term insurance, it is the cheapest method. Insurance cover should be about 10 times your income. Online only insurance policies will give you the best deal since they cut out the agent’s commissions. Between, you need insurance only if you have dependents, so no child insurance policies please. also, never lie on the insurance application, it’s a sure shot way of claim rejection.

Investment: Consider asset allocation to all the following asset classes – liquid, gold, equity, debt, fixed income, real estate

Emergency Fund: Keep aside some amount as liquid investment for contingency requirements – either in a savings bank account or some good liquid fund, expect returns of 4-6% p.a. on this. 6 months expenses is a good thumb rule for how much to set aside here

Gold: Consider keeping about 5-10% of your total portfolio as gold. Gold ETF is a good way to invest in gold, you need a demat account for that. If you don’t have that yet, consider opening a demat account and start purchasing gold ETF on monthly basis. GOLDBEES is a good one. Buying physical gold is not a great idea – banks charge a huge premium for certified gold coins, jewellary incurs huge making charges

Equity: Unless you have lots of spare time and interest in following the stock market, stay away from individual stocks. Instead, invest in established mutual funds. Don’t invest in a lump sum. Rather go in for STP or SIP (Systematic Investment Plan). Look for market dips to invest a little extra – diversified equity funds are the best choice. Index funds are good too, you can also invest in index ETFs through a demat account (QNIFTY), the management charges are usually lower. Invest for a long time frame, at least 10 years, and don’t be perturbed by market changes. If you don’t have money to spare for 10 years, don’t invest in equity, invest in debt.

Just do it, don’t wait – cost of delay is huge.

This is a guest post by Sandesh Goel – he is our Financial Planning Client from Delhi-NCR. He is Technical Leader in multinational technology company. He wrote this article in 2010 – the views expressed herein are the author’s personal views.

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Hemant Beniwal is a CERTIFIED FINANCIAL PLANNER and his Company Ark Primary Advisors Pvt Ltd is registered as an Investment Adviser with SEBI. Hemant is also a member of the Financial Planning Association, U.S.A and registered as a life planner with Kinder Institute of Life Planning, U.S.A. He started his Financial Planning Practice & TFL Guide Blog in 2009. "The Financial Literates" is a dream & mission to make Indians Financial Literate.


  1. Very good article …..I would suggest to invest in e-gold through NSEL, here no yearly maintenance charge will be applied which is usually 1-1.5% yearly.

  2. very good article.
    these bank wealth managers (who come in the garb of Relationship Manager sometimes) are the most insidious mis-sellers. They scan through your bank transactions, know your salary and start pitching products based on your cash flow. One such Relationship Manager assigned by HDFC Bank once called me and asked me to invest in an Infrastructure Mutual Fund NFO when he saw a cheque paid to HDFC Equity Fund from my savings account.

  3. Hi Hemant
    This probably the best guest post. If you ever decide to have a competition for the guest post in future then the award for the best guest post must go to Sandesh Goel. In one post he has provided the gems of financial planning. I am fully in agreement with what he has said.

      • Hi Hemant
        This is the beauty of this platform. After reading posts and comments it becomes quite easy to understand the views of others. Frankly when I started reading this post I found that certain views expressed here did not match with your views. I was wondering how come your views have changed. Only after I read the post completely I realized that it was a guest post. Moreover to remove any doubts from the minds of the readers you have also included a disclaimer saying that these are the views of the author.
        If I can read your mind correctly should I tell you the points where your views are different from the views of the author?

        • Anilji,

          Would you oblige us by highlighting the difference between the guest and Hemant’s view.
          With your depth of knowledge I am sure you would also do a good job on writing in financial matters. Let me know..if you are interested!

          • Hi Kirti
            I completely agree with Sandesh regarding his comments about equity investments. I have a feeling that this is an area where there is possibly some amount of disagreement between the views of Sandesh and Hemant.
            Like me Sandesh favours only the SIP route for investing in mutual funds with small lump sum investments whenever the market dips.
            I think Hemant is not against lump sum investments.
            Yes , writing is my passion. Being engineer by profession, so far I have been writing only on topics concerning engineering. It is only recently that on Hemant’s invitation I wrote a small piece on Mutual Funds which he published on his blog. He has motivated me to read books on financial matters.

                • Anil,
                  Based on your post – Best Mutual Fund For SIP, We few friends have invested in following funds throgh SIP for 2 years from now….
                  1. ICICI SELECT FOCUS BLUE CHIP
                  2. IDFC premier eq
                  3. Reliance eq oppertunity
                  and also HDFC prudence – a balance fund.

                  Can u pl. suggest 1 or 2 good ELSS funds too.

  4. Hi Sandesh
    Even though you had written this piece in 2010, I feel that every word of what you have said is perfectly valid now. I am sure the quick summary of financial planning provided by you is going to be very useful for the investors.

  5. Hemant,

    After reading your articles, i saved myself from this cracked crooks.
    Really eye-opener article.

    Once again thanks for article like this.

    Haresh Soni

  6. Hemant, thanks for considering my views worthy of publishing on your blog. And thanks everyone for the encouraging feedback!!

  7. this is a very good post. generally products sold by banks through their sales executives are misleading. these executives have targets & they trap their customers & after few months they quit present company & join some other company. This is very very frustating. Because of this reputation of genuine persons & companies is damaged. I think Mutual funds & Insurance products should not be sold through Banks. Anyway congratulations & best wishes for creating such a useful platform.
    with regards
    Indrajeet singh

  8. Most mutual fund agents and insurance agents will mis-sell products to you .they are concerned only about their commission .please stay away from them.

  9. Dear sir,

    Could you please advice, what term insurance I have taken now. My age in 39 with wife and two children.

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